Stuff on Social Media

Bro, I'm going to Guinness World Records for The Smallest D*ck in the World. Okay bro. I hope you win. *5 days later So did you win? Who the f***k is Justin Bieber?

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.

I do 5 sit ups each morning. It may not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button.

If you ran like your mouth you'd be in good shape.

How do we know that all the ancient Greek sculptures aren't just victims of Medusa?