Best and funny yo momma (yo mama) jokes from all over the internet in one place. Another crazy and funny stuff on social media! Note that some stuff here are quiet offensive or racist. Please, don't take them too personally. Let's just have a laugh and get our day right!
Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!
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Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
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Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.
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Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.
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Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
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Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
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Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
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Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
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Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
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Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
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Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!"
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Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.
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Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
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Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?
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Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!
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Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
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Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" and yo momma said, "The one on the roof."
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Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.
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Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, "TWINKIE!"
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Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.
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Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.
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Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.
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Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her
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Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI!"
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Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!
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Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked, "What are you doing?" and she said, "I'm moving."
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Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
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Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.
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Yo momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
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Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
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Yo mama so fat I tried driving around her and I ran out of gas.
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Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.
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Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"
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Yo momma is so ugly Fix-It Felix said, "I can't fix it."
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Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.
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Yo momma is so stupid that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.
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Yo momma's so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill!"
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Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.
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Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.
Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.
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Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!
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Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
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Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
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Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
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Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed on Target.
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Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.
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Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.
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Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.
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Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."
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Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.
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Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
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Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
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Yo momma's so fat that Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said, "One person at a time please."
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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.
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Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.
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Yo momma is so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
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Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.
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Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
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Yo momma is so black, she got marked absent at night school.
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Yo mama's so poor that ducks throw bread at her.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she farted, she launched herself into orbit.
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Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."
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Yo mamma so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs."
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Your momma is so hairy when she opens her legs it says "Welcome to Busch Gardens."
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Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!
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Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
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Yo momma so dumb when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
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Yo mamma so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven .
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Yo mamma so stupid she put two M&M's in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem.
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Yo mama is so fat on Halloween she threw on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.
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Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.
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Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.
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Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.
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Your momma so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror.
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Yo momma so dumb that when she was locked in a grocery store she starved!
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Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
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Yo mamma is so fat, the only good grade she got in school was an "A" in lunch.
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Yo momma is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list.
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Yo mama so fat when stepped on a scale she said, "How does it know my credit card number?"
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Yo mama is so stupid when the judge said, Order! Order!" she said, "Fries and coke please."
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Yo momma is so ugly that when the Kool-Aid man broke through her wall he said, "Oh noooo!"
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Yo mamma is so stupid, she stopped her car at a stop sign and she's still waiting for it to turn green.
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Yo momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
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Your mom is so stupid I told her spring was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!
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Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says, "Please step out of the car."
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Yo mama so dark when I clicked on her profile pic, I thought my phone died.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she uses the keyboard she presses every key at once!
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Yo momma's so stupid, she steals samples from stores!
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Yo momma is so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to lick her.
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Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.
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Yo mama is so fat when she took her dress to the dry cleaners they said, “Sorry, we don’t do curtains."
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Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, "Tic Tac."
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Yo momma's so fat, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the new world.
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Yo mamma's so ugly, when her house was being robbed, the mugger took off his mask and made her wear it.
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Yo momma so stupid, she tried to talk into an envelope to send a voicemail.
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Your mamma's so fat people jog around her for exercise.
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Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
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Yo momma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her.
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Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
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Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.
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Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!
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Yo mama's armpit is so hairy it looks like she has Bigfoot in a headlock.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.
Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!
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Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
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Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.
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Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.
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Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
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Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
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Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
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Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
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Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
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Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
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Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!"
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Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.
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Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
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Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?
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Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!
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Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
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Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" and yo momma said, "The one on the roof."
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Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.
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Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, "TWINKIE!"
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Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.
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Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.
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Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.
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Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her
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Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI!"
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Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!
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Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked, "What are you doing?" and she said, "I'm moving."
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Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
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Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.
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Yo momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
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Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
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Yo mama so fat I tried driving around her and I ran out of gas.
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Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.
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Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"
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Yo momma is so ugly Fix-It Felix said, "I can't fix it."
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Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.
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Yo momma is so stupid that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.
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Yo momma's so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill!"
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Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.
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Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.
Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.
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Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!
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Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
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Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
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Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
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Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed on Target.
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Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.
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Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.
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Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.
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Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."
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Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.
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Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
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Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
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Yo momma's so fat that Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said, "One person at a time please."
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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.
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Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.
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Yo momma is so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
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Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.
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Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
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Yo momma is so black, she got marked absent at night school.
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Yo mama's so poor that ducks throw bread at her.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she farted, she launched herself into orbit.
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Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."
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Yo mamma so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs."
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Your momma is so hairy when she opens her legs it says "Welcome to Busch Gardens."
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Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!
**
Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
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Yo momma so dumb when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
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Yo mamma so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven .
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Yo mamma so stupid she put two M&M's in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem.
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Yo mama is so fat on Halloween she threw on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.
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Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.
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Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.
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Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.
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Your momma so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror.
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Yo momma so dumb that when she was locked in a grocery store she starved!
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Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
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Yo mamma is so fat, the only good grade she got in school was an "A" in lunch.
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Yo momma is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list.
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Yo mama so fat when stepped on a scale she said, "How does it know my credit card number?"
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Yo mama is so stupid when the judge said, Order! Order!" she said, "Fries and coke please."
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Yo momma is so ugly that when the Kool-Aid man broke through her wall he said, "Oh noooo!"
**
Yo mamma is so stupid, she stopped her car at a stop sign and she's still waiting for it to turn green.
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Yo momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
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Your mom is so stupid I told her spring was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!
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Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says, "Please step out of the car."
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Yo mama so dark when I clicked on her profile pic, I thought my phone died.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she uses the keyboard she presses every key at once!
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Yo momma's so stupid, she steals samples from stores!
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Yo momma is so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to lick her.
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Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.
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Yo mama is so fat when she took her dress to the dry cleaners they said, “Sorry, we don’t do curtains."
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Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, "Tic Tac."
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Yo momma's so fat, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the new world.
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Yo mamma's so ugly, when her house was being robbed, the mugger took off his mask and made her wear it.
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Yo momma so stupid, she tried to talk into an envelope to send a voicemail.
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Your mamma's so fat people jog around her for exercise.
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Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
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Yo momma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her.
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Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
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Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.
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Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!
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Yo mama's armpit is so hairy it looks like she has Bigfoot in a headlock.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.
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Yo mama jokes are old and overused just like yo mama!
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Yo momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
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Yo momma's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas.
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Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to hug her reflection in the pool thinking it was her long lost twin, and drowned.
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Yo mamma is so fat, black holes get sucked into her.
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Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections.
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Yo mama so ugly the Terminator said, "I won't be back."
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Yo mama so fat, she has her own zip code.
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Yo mamma's so fat, I don't have to make a joke.
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Yo momma so ugly she is the reason they turn off the lights at the movie theater.
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Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.
Yo mama jokes are old and overused just like yo mama!
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Yo momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
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Yo momma's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas.
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Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to hug her reflection in the pool thinking it was her long lost twin, and drowned.
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Yo mamma is so fat, black holes get sucked into her.
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Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections.
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Yo mama so ugly the Terminator said, "I won't be back."
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Yo mama so fat, she has her own zip code.
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Yo mamma's so fat, I don't have to make a joke.
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Yo momma so ugly she is the reason they turn off the lights at the movie theater.
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Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.
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